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Funny stuff
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Ok,
this page is self explanantory, hmm a bit like the others
come to think of it. It contains various jokes, pictures,
videos etc that I've found on the web or that have been
emailed to me by friends. Most are widely available on the
Net so I'm assuming there's no copyright issue, but if you
find any that are yours let me know and I'll add a credit.
Like beauty, funny is in the eye of the err listener, so
if you don't think it's funny, don't force a laugh, there's
nothing worse than that!
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Jokes
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Videos
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Click
on the image to download the videos. They will take a few
minutes to download depending on your connection and you
will need Windows Media Player or similar to view them.
More
videos coming soon...
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Images
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Click
on the image to see the full size version
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MONEY
It
can buy a house...............but not a Home
It can buy a bed..................but not Sleep
It can buy a clock................but not Time
It can buy you a book...........but not knowledge
It can buy you a position.......but not Respect
It can buy you medicine.........but not Health
So
you see money isn't everything.
And
it often causes pain and suffering.
I
tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your
friend I want to take away
your pain and suffering.
So
send me all your money.
And
I will suffer for you.
CASH
ONLY PLEASE!!!
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Olympic
Skier
The famous Olympic skier Picabo, (pronounced Peek-A-boo) is
not just an athlete, she is a nurse.
She
currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan
hospital.
She
is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it
caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the
phone and say;
"Picabo,
ICU."
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